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Zero F*cks Middle Finger Affirmation Cards
Zero F*cks Middle Finger Affirmation Cards
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Unleash the ultimate unfiltered sass with Middle Finger Swear Affirmation Cards. This jar is packed with unapologetic, swear-filled affirmations, each one cut into the shape of a middle finger to say exactly what everyone else won’t.
Perfect for your best friend, that fierce girlfriend, or your ride-or-die female coworker who’s over it all. These cheeky little cards serve up just the right amount of motivation and a solid side-eye to keep spirits high and BS low. This jar is the ideal daily dose of "I don’t give a flying f*ck," spiked with laughter, and sealed with sarcasm.
𝗖𝗢𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗧𝗦: Choose 30 or 60 Mini Middle Finger Affirmation Cards
𝗝𝗔𝗥 𝗦𝗜𝗭𝗘: 16oz
𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗗𝗦 𝗦𝗜𝗭𝗘: 2.5 inches
𝗛𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗖𝗢𝗟𝗢𝗨𝗥𝗦: Choose between white or black woman hands from the drop-down menu.
𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗗𝗨𝗖𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡: is 1-3 business days before items ship.
𝗦𝗛𝗜𝗣𝗣𝗜𝗡𝗚: USA and Canada. Delivery is approximately 5-15 business days.
The only gift that screams "Zero F*cks Given" with a sprinkle of self-love for that fierce woman who’s done with everyone’s bullsh*t. Created for women, by women, this jar is packed with unapologetic, swear-laced affirmation cards, each a mini pep talk for the days she just needs to throw up a middle finger to the world.
It’s THE gift for your sister, best friend, work BFF, or any queen who’s prioritizing her mental health and refusing to settle for anything less than greatness. Perfect for birthdays, bachelorette parties, or just because, this middle-finger affirmation jar serves up sassy quotes and killer vibes.
