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Good F*cking Morning Coffee Affirmation Cards

Good F*cking Morning Coffee Affirmation Cards

Regular price $29.95 CAD
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Wake up bitch! Kickstart your day with a steaming cup of swear filled affirmations. Give the ultimate funny gift for your badass best friend, co-worker, or colleague with the Good Morning Swear Jar.
Perfect for the female best friend who embodies badass bitch energy, this jar is packed with 30 unapologetically foul-mouthed affirmations shaped like mini coffee pots and mugs. These cheeky affirmations pack enough f-bombs to jumpstart your day with a laugh and a dose of no-nonsense motivation.

𝗖𝗢𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗧𝗦: 30 Affirmation Cards
𝗝𝗔𝗥 𝗦𝗜𝗭𝗘: 16oz
𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗗 𝗦𝗜𝗭𝗘: 2.5 inches
𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗗𝗨𝗖𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡: is 1-3 business days before items ship. 
𝗦𝗛𝗜𝗣𝗣𝗜𝗡𝗚: USA and Canada. Delivery is approximately 5-15 business days 

Good morning, you badass bitch! Start your day with the Good Morning Swear Jar, the ultimate affirmation jar that’s as fierce and funny as you are. Filled with swear-filled affirmation cards, this jar is the perfect gift for your best friend, coworker, or any badass motherf*cker who needs a laugh and a dose of motivation.

Whether it's for the coworker who keeps the office wild or a friend who needs a little pick-me-up, this gift screams funny gifts and badass gifts all in one. These funny affirmation cards are packed with humor, sass, and the raw truth to remind her to stay a *bad bitch* who’s unafraid to be kind of a bitch when needed.
From white elephant gifts for adults to funny coworker gifts and divorce gifts to cheer her up, this jar is here to keep the laughs rolling, the coffee brewing, and the motivation at full blast.  

Celebrate her with a gift that shows she’s strong, unstoppable, and not afraid to embrace her inner badass. Because mornings are better when you’re a badass motherf*cker with a side of a whole lot of confidence.

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