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Good F*cking Morning Coffee Affirmation Cards

Good F*cking Morning Coffee Affirmation Cards

Regular price $23.95 CAD
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Wake up bitch! Kickstart your day with a steaming cup of swear filled affirmations. Give the ultimate funny gift for your badass best friend, co-worker, or colleague with the Good Morning Swear Jar.
Perfect for the female best friend who embodies badass bitch energy, this jar is packed with 30 unapologetically foul-mouthed affirmations shaped like mini coffee pots and mugs. These cheeky affirmations pack enough f-bombs to jumpstart your day with a laugh and a dose of no-nonsense motivation.

π—–π—’π—‘π—§π—˜π—‘π—§π—¦: 30 Affirmation Cards
𝗝𝗔π—₯ π—¦π—œπ—­π—˜: 16oz
𝗖𝗔π—₯𝗗 π—¦π—œπ—­π—˜: 2.5 inches
𝗣π—₯π—’π——π—¨π—–π—§π—œπ—’π—‘: is 1-3 business days before items ship.Β 
π—¦π—›π—œπ—£π—£π—œπ—‘π—š: USA and Canada. Delivery is approximately 5-15 business daysΒ 

Good morning, you badass bitch! Start your day with the Good Morning Swear Jar, the ultimate affirmation jar that’s as fierce and funny as you are. Filled with swear-filled affirmation cards, this jar is the perfect gift for your best friend, coworker, or any badass motherf*cker who needs a laugh and a dose of motivation.

Whether it's for the coworker who keeps the office wild or a friend who needs a little pick-me-up, this gift screams funny gifts and badass gifts all in one. These funny affirmation cards are packed with humor, sass, and the raw truth to remind her to stay a *bad bitch* who’s unafraid to be kind of a bitch when needed.
From white elephant gifts for adults to funny coworker gifts and divorce gifts to cheer her up, this jar is here to keep the laughs rolling, the coffee brewing, and the motivation at full blast. Β 

Celebrate her with a gift that shows she’s strong, unstoppable, and not afraid to embrace her inner badass. Because mornings are better when you’re a badass motherf*cker with a side of a whole lot of confidence.

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